Hang around a lazy man...

The old saying goes, "If you have around a lazy man long enough you will learn his ways." So, being the trend-setter type, I thought I would share my most recent purchase with you -- the Python 1400XP Remote Start System from Directed Electronics. This coolest thing ever add-on will allow you to start your ride from your air-conditioned office in the middle of summer (or warm your stuff in winter). Two taps on the remote and 5 seconds later your cylinders are purring like a kitten. This can be yours for US~$199 installed at most Circuit City stores (add another $60ish for a bypass module if your car has a factory system/alarm). Go on, you know you wanna. Sorry, manual transmissions need not apply. :)